If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone. - Jarod Kintz

An emerging emergency is merging with a sense of apathy in this country, and out of this will come total destruction.

Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked).

I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to adore me.