It seems as if Nature had curiously plann'd </br> That men's names with their trades should agree; </br> There's Twining the Tea-man, who lives in th… - Theodore Hook

An arch wag has declar'd, that he truly can say </br> Why the Prince did not lay the first stone t'other day: </br> The Restrictions prevented — the reason is clear; </br> The Regent can't meddle in making a pier.

Shelley styles his new poem "Prometheus Unbound," </br> And 'tis like to remain so while time circles round; </br> For surely an age would be spent in the finding </br> A reader so weak as to pay for the binding!

Two Miltons in separate ages were born: </br> The cleverer Milton 'tis clear we have got, </br> Though the other had talents the world to adorn, </br> This lives by his mews, which the other could not!