I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not … - Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. - Woody Allen

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