I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing? - Jarod Kintz

Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of last name to go shopping.

I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job.

We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best.