It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Formerly, if you killed a man, it was possible that you were insane—but now, if you, having friends and money, kill a man, it is evidence that you are a lunatic.

Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.