Just two from the over, Anderson tighter than Andy Fordham's watch strap. - Ben Dirs

Anyone seen Kaka's wife? Funnily enough, she's a complete sort. She's the sort of woman who, if she looked you in the eye in a bar and asked you where the fag machine was, you'd start giggling and snort.

There's Jamie Murray in the crowd - I assume that's his woman, otherwise her actual boyfriend might be extremely irate.

I like Monty, I'd like to sit with my arm round him on the sofa all night watching documentaries on BBC Four.