There's Jamie Murray in the crowd - I assume that's his woman, otherwise her actual boyfriend might be extremely irate. - Ben Dirs

Colly doing a good, no-frills, manful job for England here, just one from the over. He is to cricket what Jim Taggart is to detective work.

I like Monty, I'd like to sit with my arm round him on the sofa all night watching documentaries on BBC Four.

Umpire Billy Bowden is decked by a Jones sweep! How marvellous...I mean what a choker...A sweetly-timed shot by the England batsman, which strikes Bowden on the hip, sending sunnies and walkie-talkie flying. Shame for Jones, that was going for four. Bowden will have secretly loved that, the old drama tart.