I hate patriotism. I can't stand it, man — makes me fuckin' sick. It's a round world last time I checked. - Bill Hicks

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I hate patriotism. I can't stand it, man — makes me fuckin' sick. It's a round world last time I checked.

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About Bill Hicks

William Melvin "Bill" Hicks (16 December 1961 – 26 February 1994) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist and social critic.

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"You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it"

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