I change as the times change. I'm a reflection of what's around me without trying at all. - David Lee Roth

To safeguard our nation's sovereignty and dignity, we've decided to terminate diplomatic ties with Panama immediately.

Nine times out of 10 when people do a tribute album or tribute songs for somebody, it's what I call 'white boys playing reggae'. They know they can't, we know they can't, so they sing like they can't and play like they can't. They gently make fun of the idiom or sing in a false accent.

Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite chinese restaurant -- you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.