I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants. - Jarod Kintz

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I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them.

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It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.

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I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole.

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