I jizz right in my pants Every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands It's like having sex to me You say I'm premature I just call it ec… - The Lonely Island

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I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands
It's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
It's a necessity.

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About The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island (2001–present) is an American comedy group composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka the Dudes). The group is from Berkeley, and are currently based in New York City.

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Alternative Names: Lonely Island Bing Bong Brothers Incredibad Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone 2 Guyz The Party Andersons The Style Boyz

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