This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you fro… - Jarod Kintz

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This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’m also selling frozen alien flesh, a patch of Bigfoot’s fur, and a patch of land on Pluto (limit one per customer).

Jarod Kintz

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