It's just creepy to have an ex out there after things have … - John Mulaney

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It's just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. I can't have them roaming around.

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John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.

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