The Bronx? No Thonx! - Ogden Nash

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.

I think that comparisons are truly odious, I do not approve of this constant proud or envious to-do;
And furthermore, dear friends, I think that you and yours are delightful and I also think that me and mine are delightful too.

Oh, than to enjoy a storm like this
There's nothing I would rather, Don't dive between the blankets, Miss!
Or else leave room for Father.