I'm a working parent and I understand that sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which … - Tina Fey

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

My girl Marlene can talk to anyone. She could talk to a Frankenstein about neck bolts.