Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not. - Tina Fey

You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing you woke up with hot-mothball mouth that makes you feel old. I think God designed our mouths to die first to help us slowly transition to the grave.

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

12) The Most Important Rule of Beauty

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?