If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an even… - Jarod Kintz

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If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two.

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If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two. - Jarod Kintz

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