By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

You don’t marry a person, you marry a family.

Marry right; if you must marry, marry someone who believes in YOU. Your gifts and talents, your vision and your future. Don’t marry because the guy has a fine car or is rich or whatever other ephemeral reason people choose spouses for these days.

Marry someone who respects your intrinsic worth! Be prepared for marriage it’s not by force, girls don’t marry boys, mature men marry mature women.

If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls into the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

Highly intelligent women tend to marry men who are less intelligent than they are.

People believe marriage will make us better.

Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children. I wanted to marry to make babies, but now I have them, so marriage isn't that important, is it?

Bad husbands will make bad wives.

To marry a fool is to be no fool.

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.

The only good thing about marriage is becoming a widow