We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ… - Tucker Max

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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

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Tucker Tibor Max (born September 27, 1975 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000.

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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. - Tucker Max

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