Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself? - Jarod Kintz

A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would.

Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.

A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.