I like walking in the park... plucking out nose hairs. Thos… - Emo Philips

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I like walking in the park... plucking out nose hairs. Those sleeping winos hate that.

Emo Philips

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About Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.

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Birth Name: Philip Soltanec

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I like walking in the park... plucking out nose hairs. Those sleeping winos hate that. - Emo Philips

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