Remember that show 'My Three Sons'? It'd be funny if it was… - Mitch Hedberg

" "
Remember that show 'My Three Sons'? It'd be funny if it was called 'My One Dad'... wait, what?

Mitch Hedberg

Sources available for members. Sign up free to see where this quote comes from

English

Collect this quote

About Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

Biography information from Wikiquote

Also Known As

Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg

Alternative Names: Mitch Lee Hedberg • Mitchell Hedberg

All quotes from Mitch Hedberg Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Mitch Hedberg:

David Sedaris Steven Wright Jarod Kintz Dylan Moran Karl Pilkington

Additional quotes by Mitch Hedberg

The number one cause of alcoholic relapse in winged insects is being trapped in a pint glass with an ashtray.

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"

I saw a sheet lying on the floor, it must have been a ghost that had passed out... So I kicked it.

Remember that show 'My Three Sons'? It'd be funny if it was called 'My One Dad'... wait, what? - Mitch Hedberg

About Mitch Hedberg

Also Known As

Try QuoteGPT

Additional quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Advanced Search Filters