I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan. - Jarod Kintz

When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love.

I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good looking my breath is.

I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.