Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing. - Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Polish: Powiedzmy sobie jasno, anarchista, który by się domagał zasiłków socjalnych od państwa to jest to samo, co katolik, który by się domagał prawa do zgwałcenia Matki Boskiej.

A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.