Janusz Korwin-Mikke Quotes

I've had no sexual education, but I have six children.

Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

The average intelligence quotient of Australian aborigines is more or less equal to a child with Down syndrome, and no one thinks to do abortions on Aborigines.

Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.

The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

Polish: Powiedzmy sobie jasno, anarchista, który by się domagał zasiłków socjalnych od państwa to jest to samo, co katolik, który by się domagał prawa do zgwałcenia Matki Boskiej.

source: feuilleton Zsiadłe mleko, Angora nr 24, 1998

If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, the Holocaust might have been prevented.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government.

Polish: Nawet za Hitlera czy Stalina, góral mógł sobie robić oscypki, jakie chciał, a dzisiaj stoi nad nim urzędnik unijny.

I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.