Janusz Korwin-Mikke Quotes

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair.

Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz.

[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.

Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.

My principal aim is to destroy socialism.

Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

source: magazine Najwyższy Czas!, 3 January 2008

Polish: Skok z szóstego piętra jest z całą pewnością bardziej szkodliwy niż zażywanie heroiny, aczkolwiek nie zakazujemy budowy szóstych pięter.

Let's be straight, anarchist demanding state-sponsored welfare would be akin to a Catholic demanding right to rape the Mary, mother of Jesus.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

When in an organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".

It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.

Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.