Janusz Korwin-Mikke Quotes

source: magazine Najwyższy Czas!, 3 January 2008

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

Polish: Nawet za Hitlera czy Stalina, góral mógł sobie robić oscypki, jakie chciał, a dzisiaj stoi nad nim urzędnik unijny.

Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

Polish: Proszę jednak pamiętać, że ja w 1991 roku w Sejmie nie domagałem się likwidacji SSE. Ja domagałem się utworzenia jednej SSE – obejmującej CAŁY obszar Polski!

Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government.

The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams

Prisons are the universities of the opposition.

A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.

Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

Socialism is a monster that will die.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

If the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel won't help.

Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair.