Just because it’s called freelancing, doesn’t mean you work for free. If you charge nothing, people will assign an equal value to your work. - Jarod Kintz

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role — you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory.

I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep.

Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.