I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, onl… - Jarod Kintz

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I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.

Jarod Kintz

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I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. - Jarod Kintz

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