I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. - Jarod Kintz

I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?

Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad.

I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.