Hypothetical: Shipwrecked and eating a penis- ...I'll look … - Karl Pilkington

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Hypothetical: Shipwrecked and eating a penis- ...I'll look for something else. We're surrounded by water. Why are we eating knob?

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Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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