This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was a… - Greg Giraldo

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This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard?

Greg Giraldo

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Gregory C. Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010) was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer.

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Alternative Names: Gregory C. Giraldo • Gregory Carlos Giraldo

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