You learn more from fucking up than you do from success, unfortunately. And failure, if you don't let it defeat you, is what fuels your future succes… - Chris Rock

If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this motherfucker was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass."

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks