This Universe never did make sense; I suspect that it was built on government contract. - Robert A. Heinlein

But as grandpop always said, there are just three ways to get ahead; sweat and genius, getting born into the right family, or marrying into it.

I think girls should be raised in the bottom of a deep, dark sack until they are old enough to know better.

Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow.