It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep - Karl Pilkington

[Ricky asks what else he would do with the power of invisibility]Dunno, you could sort of go in shops when they're shut, just get in before they lock up.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

Whats good with a holiday right.. say if you work in a factory from 8 in the morning till 8 at night, packin socks into a rubber bag right.. between 8 and.. what time did i say he finishes?