She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he coul… - Jarod Kintz

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She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.

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This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks · February 8, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing but dusty worm food.

On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!

When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof caving in.

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her. - Jarod Kintz

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