I am not an ornithologist — I am a bird.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Dieve — but I'm glad I'm not a hog.

The dove is not a coward to fear the hawk; it is simply wise.

I am no bird, no net ensnares me.

I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.

Being a bird ain't all about flying and shitting from high places.

Not every pigeon is a rat with wings. Not every rat with wings is a dove of peace.

I would rather never taste chickens’ meat nor hens’ eggs than never to see a hawk sailing through the upper air again.

Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens.

See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people.
You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about come home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen, ’cause chickens are decent people.

I may be from the east but I am not a beast.

Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens... See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen... 'cause chickens are decent people.

If you're a bird... I'm a bird...

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.