Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night. - Jarod Kintz

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Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I’d like to see someone make that claim as they watch a brick flying towards their face at a high velocity.
A brick and a blanket walk into a bar · April 24, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance
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