Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about t… - Darby Conley

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Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.

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Darby Conley (born June 15, 1970) is an American cartoonist and author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.

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