Darby Conley Quotes

Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone. (Famous cat quotes)

There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today—those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it (some people rip off Calvin and Hobbes or Bloom County, of course, but they all started by ripping off The Far Side).

You can wordify anything if you just verb it.

A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.

Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend.

I think... therefore I am annoyed.

I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes)

Now you listen to me, you little party favor, I'm sick of your rotten attitude! I let you call me names and push me around because I consider you my friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!!!

Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.

It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... Dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (Famous cat quotes)

OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you.

Ahhhh... Satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...

You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us. (Example 4 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)