OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you. - Darby Conley

Now you listen to me, you little party favor, I'm sick of your rotten attitude! I let you call me names and push me around because I consider you my friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!!!

A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.

You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us. (Example 4 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)