Darby Conley Quotes

There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today—those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it (some people rip off Calvin and Hobbes or Bloom County, of course, but they all started by ripping off The Far Side).

Do I live here? ...if not, would you still feed me? (Example 3 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)

You can wordify anything if you just verb it.

You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us. (Example 4 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)

Ohhh, your real name is "Brad"?! I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: "big dumb *#%$". (Example 2 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)

Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone. (Famous cat quotes)

I think... therefore I am annoyed.

Is that food? ...that looks like food... I think I'll taste it. (Example 5 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)

I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!

Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes)

OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you.

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot.

It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... Dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (Famous cat quotes)