That was scarier than Richard Simmons chasin' after you wit… - Larry the Cable Guy

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That was scarier than Richard Simmons chasin' after you with a box of rubbers!

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Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by the stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He is one of the co-stars of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also includes Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White, with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV.

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Birth Name: Daniel Lawrence Whitney

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