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I called in sick to work, and my employer called in hospital to me. We decided to meet in the middle, at my favorite coffee shop. - Jarod Kintz
" "I called in sick to work, and my employer called in hospital to me. We decided to meet in the middle, at my favorite coffee shop.
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About Jarod Kintz
Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.
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