Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I… - Jarod Kintz

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Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream.

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Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream. - Jarod Kintz

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