Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I… - Jarod Kintz

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Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream. - Jarod Kintz

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