I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, bec… - Jarod Kintz

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I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.

Jarod Kintz

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I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour. - Jarod Kintz

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