Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. - Tina Fey

Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around.

"I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or me at all. I think it's a problem. I was a freshman home from college the first time my dad said, "You're going out at ten p.m.? I don't think so," and I just laughed and said, "It's fine." I feel like my daughter will be doing that to me by age six."

I'm a working parent and I understand that sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not. Children and Jimmy Carter ruin all your best-laid plans.