You spend most of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don't want to walk into the ocea… - John Mulaney

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You spend most of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean.

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About John Mulaney

John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.

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Alternative Names: John Edmund Mulaney
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