A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, a… - Jarod Kintz

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A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” And I’d have to agree. Serves them right for being so sleazy.

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