Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That… - Jarod Kintz

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Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners.

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Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners. - Jarod Kintz

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