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My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake. - Henny Youngman
" "My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.
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About Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was a comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire.
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