(Man in bar) The kind of woman I want just isn't around anymore. (Sylvia) Perhaps if you wait for a full moon.

(Man in bar) I have the right to bear arms. It's in the Constitution. (Sylvia) I'm in complete agreement. I'd like to see a lot more women carry guns. [Pause] Cat got your tongue?

(Man in bar) I like an older woman. (Sylvia) I'll pass that along.

(Man on television) If women want time off to bear children, they can't expect to be treated as equals. (Sylvia) Okay, give men time off to bear children.

I want a world where men live free from fear and coercion.

(Man in bar) How come only ugly women are for the equal rights amendment? (Sylvia) How come the guys who ask that question always have bad breath?

This isn't about women getting unfair advantages, it's about creating a world where nobody is hemmed in by gender stereotypes, and that's better for men and for women.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing, too.

Give us a world where half our homes are run by men, and half our institutions are run by women. I'm pretty sure that would be a better world.

El mundo de ningún modo se hundirá porque haya menos hombres malos.

When a man is looking... happy..., the woman in his life deserve commendation.